Which Side Of the Fence

    This came as an email which was forwarded to me by a friend.  I decided to post it here instead of forwarding it.  It certainly seems to describe the differences in lifestyle and to put the obvious into words.
     I believe it would be a little more accurate if the categories were changed to Conservative and Liberal because I no longer trust Republicans to have the country's best interest at heart, (or if they do, they don't seem to have any backbone to do it.)   I believe most Conservatives live their lives according to the old adage of "live and let live," while most Liberals attempt to regulate the world into "live (and believe) as I do, or I'll see what I can do to make your life miserable."

Which Side Of The Fence? by Jeff Foxworthy

 If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. 

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. 

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. 

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. 

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down. 

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. 

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. 

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".